Introducing Sugar Plums, a holiday beer twist,
With oranges and plums you'll regret if it's missed
It’s a touch like our best-seller, Sugar Skull’s base,
But instead of Blueberry, it's wrapped in a plummy taste.
It drops Friday before Christmas, so don’t you forget -
It’s fruity, it’s festive, it’s your best bet yet.
As Dr. Seuss would have said,
If he tried it before he became dead:
Every Who down in Whoville liked beer a lot…
And this one’s got plums, so it hits the spot.
(PS - Not AI... All Rod corniness)