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🥏 WUNDERFALL 2025: THE CONCRETE ERA 🥏
📅 September 27-28 • Wasatch Mountain • Midway
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So apparently throwing your money at us for two years worked. Between your entry fees and government grants (TAP: $67k, Utah Outdoor Rec: $67k, us: $11k), we've gone and rebuilt
EVERYTHING.
THE UPGRADES YOUR MONEY BOUGHT:
→ Concrete tee pads on EVERY hole (goodbye mud)
→ Actual parking lot (fits actual cars)
→ Welcome plaza (we're professionals now, apparently)
→ Same soul-crushing layout, now with infrastructure
TOURNAMENT DETAILS:
• B-Tier (relaxed tee times both days)
• 💰 $750 ADDED CASH (because we're feeling generous)
• 🏕️ Camping: $20 for THE ENTIRE WEEKEND (Thurs-Mon)
• We even have a YURT available (yes, really)
• 🎉 Saturday night player party
🌶️ CHILI COOKOFF SCANDAL 2.0 🌶️
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Erik Erikson's 2024 verde-and-quesadilla-bribe victory still haunts me. This year: 12 competitors, $25 off entry if you dare enter the culinary thunderdome.
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Total project: $145k. Your continued support: Required.
My enthusiasm: Contractually obligated.
See you in September. I'll be judging your chili AND your form.
REGISTER AT DISCGOLFSCENE.COM
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