Hoochie Daddy Shorts Contest: A Hoochinin' Hootenany

✨️ SIGN UP AT WASTELAND DAY OF, FIFTEEN MINUTES BEFORE START TIME ✨️

Taking twenty-five participants; first come basis! 🔥 Arrive at 3:15 PM 🔥 so we can get things going once the crowd forms.

Dirt fam! It's too damn hot to be wearin' pants in
the wastes. We wanna see that leg meat! Calling the masc identifying folks [open to all gender expressions, but mascs are especially encouraged as the focus]:

Come to The Dead Crows Friday at 3:30PM to watch the hoochiest of *IN THEME* shorts strut the runway- I don't wanna see no undies, no neon here, you look fantastic but this is about wasted out SHORTS! All body types and inseams. 🤌

It's simple- we call your name, you strut your stuff and bless everyone's eyes with what a *vision* you are and winners are announced at the end! Let's be real. We're all winning here. [Any photogs interested in documenting? 👀] And don't forget ...

Daddy is a state of mind. ;) ❕️

You may also like the following events from Mercury Lestrange:

• Next Sunday, 14th September, 03:30 pm, Dirt fam goes to Guildhall! in Burbank

Also check out other Contests in Los Angeles.