THIS HOST IS AN A$$HØLE!! Open Mic at John Henry's

You keep asking for an open mic. Ok, fine. But I get to talk sh*t if I hate what you're doing. Bring your acoustic guitar, comedy routine, spoken word, stupid human tricks, tap dance routine, anything that is a solo performance all your own and our booker, Janys-Iren will host and judge you harshly over the soundbooth talkback microphone, but if you don't get heckled or boo'ed off stage in your 3 minutes of fame/infamy, you go on to next year's finals for some kind of WILD possibly valuable, possibly one of a kind, possibly worthless prize, as well as being crowned 2026 Host Is An A$$høLE champion. ​

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9pm

FREE

21+

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