Hear ye, hear ye! 📜👑
By mine own word and seal, I, Sovereign of this fair realm, do summon all loyal folk peasants, guildsmen, squires, and stout-hearted Neighbor’s to a Great Spring Cleaning Mission within my dominion.
Winter’s grime yet clings to hall and street, to field and stone, and it is meet and right that we, as one people, rise to banish dust, clutter, and foul disorder from our lands. Take up thy brooms, thy rags, and thy willing hands, and labor in good cheer for the betterment of the kingdom!
Know this well: none who answer this call shall toil in vain. For by royal decree, FREE PIZZA shall be bestowed upon all who lend their strength a mighty round of cheese and toppings most wondrous, fit for feast and fellowship. 🍕⚔️
Come forth with mirth in thy heart and purpose in thy stride. Clean we shall, and afterward feast we shall, and the realm shall shine the brighter for it.
So speaks thy King.
Fail not to attend, and earn both honor and a hearty feast!
