**🚨👽 INVASION ALERT: THE SIGNAL STRIKES BACK 👽🚨**
On **January 17, 2026**, *Invade the Jade* returns for its monthly transmission—this time the cosmic frequencies are stronger than ever.
A mysterious pulse has been detected over the Twin Ports… a surge of extraterrestrial bass energy known only as **THE SIGNAL STRIKES BACK**. Prepare for warp-level wubs and interstellar rhythms as we open a portal inside Jade Fountain.
**🛸 LINEUP TRANSMISSION:**
✨ **FlexZone** (Minneapolis) — sending shockwaves from the metro system
✨ **Plead The Filth** (Fargo, ND) — corrupted frequencies from the northern outlands
✨ **Milk-W**d b2b Kbar** — twin reactors firing in perfect orbit
✨ **Jesse Jaze & DJ ADUB** as **Waterboyz** — Duluth’s legendary guardians of the deep bass frontier
**💸 Entry Code:** $5
**⏰ Portal Opens:** 9 PM
**📍 Location:** Jade Fountain
Dress in your best extraterrestrial fit, glow up like a cosmic voyager, and prepare for a night of alien energy, deep-space drops, and out-of-this-world vibes.
**The invasion continues… don’t miss the next transmission.**
