Spandex Bullet LIVE! at The Prince Albert, Dover

Sanitise the site, and take a deep breath - Spandex Bullet are thrusting their way to The Prince Albert, and trust us, it’s going to get loud, sweaty, and just the right amount of inappropriate.

Dave will be standing tall at the front, Pope Will I will be there with his enormous, throbbing instrument, Simon will be at the back furiously bashing away, and Luke and Rich will be spanking their planks all night long. Together, they’ll be bringing songs you know, and that you might even reluctantly admit you love, punked up with stiff riffs, and hooks sharp enough to punch a hole in a helmet. No cock-ups, guaranteed.

So polish up your piercings and prepare to stand proud, because Spandex Bullet are coming to remind you that punk should be sweaty, silly, and slightly swollen.