SENIORS WANTED!
DeSoto, TX... a brand new attraction opens up this weekend at the... "World Famous Petting Zoo"... in DeSoto. Come on out and enjoy the... Alligator Feeding Frenzy!
Every Saturday and Sunday, you can donate your unwanted grannies and grandpas to feed the alligators for free admission to the attraction. Feeding times are hourly, from 10am until 4pm... rain or shine.
Please let the Alligator Attendant know, ahead of time, if you would like any remains or keepsakes returned to you and your family.
This new attraction will be so much fun to watch!
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