Looking for something other than overpriced dinners, couples’ selfies, and forced romance this Valentine’s Day? Come spend the night with the rest of us — the single, the healing/hoe-phasing, the heartbroken, the freshly freed, the ghosted and anyone who’d rather howl at the moon than whisper sweet nothings.
Heartbreak Holiday is a full-tilt Valentine’s alternative:
• A celebration of singlehood and solitude
• A liturgy for the lovelorn and lonely
• A mixer for the miserably monogamy-averse
Join us for an evening of catharsis, comedy, loud emotions, and louder music at The Federal Theater on February 14th, 2026.
Featuring live performances by:
Gentleman Deluxe & Friends
The Schofields
Scooter James
Micah and the Mirrors
Silver West
These bummed-out bands and balladeers will turn heartbreak into a hootenanny — the good kind.
Event Details:
📅 Saturday, February 14th, 2026
📍 Federal Theater – 3830 Federal Blvd., Denver, CO
⏰ Doors at 6 PM • Show at 7 PM
🎟 $15 advance / $20 day of show
💔 Couples pay double (because love is expensive)
👶 All Ages — welcome, young jilted lovers.
Tickets cost roughly a rounding error compared to what you’d normally blow on Valentine’s Day. Do something good for yourself instead.
Choo-choo-choose this event over that bucket of ice cream and Netflix binge. We got you.
Also check out other Comedy events in Denver, Music events in Denver.
