A Merely Merrie Christmas Story: A Shakespearean Holiday Parody - Merely Players

The True Original, Wonted, One-Hundred-Fold, Sanguine-Faced, Lusty, All-Shakespearean Yuletide. 'Tis the Year of Our Lord 1640, when the noble youth Rafe Parker conspireth to say unto to his sire, his schoolmaster, and e’en to Saint Nicholas himself: “Yea, verily–a Red Romeo Riposte 200 Thrust Rapier retains that dear perfection which it owes as a Yuletide gift…"

Join local Shakespeare company Merely Players for a ridiculous Shakespearean send-up of the popular holiday classic, A Christmas Story. A leg torch? Check. A bunny suit? Check. A...severed head? Well, it is Shakespeare, after all. Start your Christmas season in the Merriest way possible!

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