🎄🤶🎅 ATTENTION FESTIVE DISASTERS & HOLIDAY MENACES 🎅🤶🎄
It’s time for the MOST outrageous, over-the-top, fabulously tacky night of the year…
🎉✨ OUR 21+ UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER PARTY! ✨🎉
If your sweater doesn’t make at least one person gasp, squint, or question your sanity…
you’re not trying hard enough. 😭😂
🎶 LIVE MUSIC FROM JAKE SCHRODT • 7–10PM
He’s bringing the jams. You’re bringing the fashion crimes.
Together? Magic. 🎸✨
🎁 UGLY SWEATER CONTEST
Big prizes. Big laughs. Bigger embarrassment.
May the gaudiest human win. 🌟😆
🎳 COSMIC BOWLING ALL NIGHT
Glow-in-the-dark bowling + ugly sweaters =
a visual experience no one asked for but everyone needs. 🌌🎳
💸 FREE ENTRY
🪪 BRING. YOUR. ID.
We check harder than Santa checks the naughty list — don’t test us. 😤🎅
Grab your friends, grab your ugliest sweater, and grab a sense of holiday chaos.
We’re jingling, we’re mingling, and we’re definitely not dressing cute. 🎄🔥
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