🚨 Transmission Received from the Outer Rim 🚨
ATTN: Rebels, Bounty Hunters, Sith Lords, and fans of questionable 80s hair decisions...
🔥🎸 GREAT WHITE LION SNAKE is invading Pub 96 September 19th! 🎸🔥
Yes, the legends of intergalactic glam-rock are leaving the Mos Eisley cantina behind and bringing their sonic lightsabers to YOUR quadrant!
🛰️ MISSION BRIEFING
📍 Location: Pub 96, Outer Corellian Rim (next to the Jawa-run liquor store)
🗓️ Date: Friday, September 19, 2025
⏰ Time: Music starts when the Wookiee gets drunk enough to dance
🎤 Expect:
Face-melting solos powerful enough to blow up a Death Star
Power ballads strong enough to make Darth Vader cry in his helmet
Hair so big, even Chewbacca is jealous
🛑 Dress Code: Optional.
💥Come for the music, stay because your speeder’s booted.💥
Great White Lion Snake at Pub 96
May the ROCK be with you. 🤘
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