Chip Zdarsky's Bodacious Vancouver Experience At Golden Age Collectables - 2025 Edition
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Chip Zdarsky, hero of the hyperfields βοΈ and slayer of the great mountain space wyrm ππ, has returned to Vancouver π to rain gifts π of insight π§ and mirth π down upon his thrilled constituents!π
We're gonna set him up with a chair πΊ and maybe some kind of table ποΈ, and then we're gonna let strangers just walk up to him πΆββοΈπΆββοΈ and ask him questions β, and demand that he write his name βοΈ on their possessions!
All signs suggest that it will be one of the greatest days of all of our lives π. We'll laugh π, cry π, and learn that the real monster πΉ was inside us the whole time β οΈ.
I'll be there π. Me, the guy who's writing this π§. Hank. I'll also sign your books π if you want, but that seems kinda silly π€·ββοΈ, and probably won't happen π€. But if you want to stand near Chip, I will take your photo πΈ on your phone π±. Then youβll have an image of a memory πΌοΈ that will last you a lifetime β³, or until our brains π§ are turned to gelatinous sludge βοΈ by those creepy wizards π§ββοΈ that haunt the northern mountain ranges ποΈ.
What was I talking about again? π€¨
Oh right β CHIP ZDARSKY π―οΈ. And his alterego, ZIP CHDARSKY! π
They'll both be here at Golden Age Collectablesπ, in the heart β€οΈ of downtown Vancouver! π
Saturday, July 12, 2025! ποΈβ¨
We're gonna set him up with a chair πΊ and maybe some kind of table ποΈ, and then we're gonna let strangers just walk up to him πΆββοΈπΆββοΈ and ask him questions β, and demand that he write his name βοΈ on their possessions!
All signs suggest that it will be one of the greatest days of all of our lives π. We'll laugh π, cry π, and learn that the real monster πΉ was inside us the whole time β οΈ.
I'll be there π. Me, the guy who's writing this π§. Hank. I'll also sign your books π if you want, but that seems kinda silly π€·ββοΈ, and probably won't happen π€. But if you want to stand near Chip, I will take your photo πΈ on your phone π±. Then youβll have an image of a memory πΌοΈ that will last you a lifetime β³, or until our brains π§ are turned to gelatinous sludge βοΈ by those creepy wizards π§ββοΈ that haunt the northern mountain ranges ποΈ.
What was I talking about again? π€¨
Oh right β CHIP ZDARSKY π―οΈ. And his alterego, ZIP CHDARSKY! π
They'll both be here at Golden Age Collectablesπ, in the heart β€οΈ of downtown Vancouver! π
Saturday, July 12, 2025! ποΈβ¨
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