Melissa’s re”tired”ment

On top of moving, starting a new job and all other things I am also retiring from the service industry. Ive washed cars, hosted, bussed, served and bartended for fifteen years and this chapter is FINALLY closing.
While I know this seems stupid and cheesy to some people this has been my entire working life and deciding to leave was a really hard decision so I thought what better way to celebrate my birthday while also celebrating the end of an era. Also if you know me you know I have to be annoying about everything and can’t just put in my two weeks like a normal person 😉 I could print this off and hand it out but I’m honestly lazy. This is an open house style party. Come help me celebrate 15 (almost 16)years of telling people “no” and that I also “know the owner” and never pouring another drink. afterwards we are going to Round 1 and izakaya. I will have cake! Maybe some bingo. Drinks and food available for purchase. Gifts welcome, outside food and drink are not. Text me (or just select going on the Facebook invite) to RSVP by Monday July 7th.

Thanks for being here and if I have ever poured you a beer or a shot I’d like to see you.