Meanderthals Anonymous
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A support group for those who walk slowly, talk too much, and frequently forget where they're going.
Join us every Monday at 6:30pm as we roam the earth in search of snacks, gossip, and maybe a sense of direction. Speed is discouraged. Sudden enthusiasm is suspicious. Whether you stride like a gazelle or shuffle like a caveman in Crocs, all are welcome.
No goals. No pressure. Just wandering with vaguely defined purpose and excellent company.
Disclaimer: May involve detours, overanalysis of squirrels, and philosophical debates about which direction is “technically forward.”
Join us every Monday at 6:30pm as we roam the earth in search of snacks, gossip, and maybe a sense of direction. Speed is discouraged. Sudden enthusiasm is suspicious. Whether you stride like a gazelle or shuffle like a caveman in Crocs, all are welcome.
No goals. No pressure. Just wandering with vaguely defined purpose and excellent company.
Disclaimer: May involve detours, overanalysis of squirrels, and philosophical debates about which direction is “technically forward.”
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