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🛵 MTO Rally Itinerary – July 3–5
Thursday, July 3 – Meet & Greet
📍 Seattle Tavern, Georgetown (5811 Airport Wy S, Seattle, WA 98108)
🎒 Rally Pack Pickup/Purchase
Kick off the weekend with the Seattle Scooter Happy Hour crew!
Say hi, grab a drink, and snag your rally pack.
Want someone to carry your gear to Vashon for Saturday? Bring it along and find Dante.
Friday, July 4 – Seattle Ride + Funky Night Out
🛣️ Day Ride with Sean S. (2% Scooter Club)
🕙 Meet: 10:00 AM (Location TBD)
🏍️ KSU: 11:00 AM
🧃 Stops along the way for snacks & refreshments
🕓 Wrap up around 4:00 PM
💃 Quick break to rest & get into your funkiest outfit!
🌟 Crazy German Ride (CGR)
❗ Not sure what the CGR is? Ask first—it’s not for everyone.
📍 Meet at Taqueria Tequila (301 NW 85th St, Seattle, WA 98117) : 6:30 PM
🏍️ KSU: 7:00 PM
🛵 Ride to Sea Monster Lounge (2202 N 45th St, Seattle, WA 98103) with Lutz for:
🎶 Funky 2 Death – 9:00 PM
Seattle’s premier funk band, inspired by Sly Stone, James Brown, and Chaka Khan.
🎫 Ticket included in your Rally Pack
✨ Best Funky Attire Contest!
Strut your stuff—Woogie D from Funky 2 Death will be judging your funky fits!
Saturday, July 5 – Vashon Adventure
☕ Morning Meet-Up
📍 Café Umbria (320 Occidental Ave S, Seattle, WA 98104): 10:30 AM
Grab coffee & pastries while we gather
🏍️ KSU: 11:30 AM
🚢 Ride to Fauntleroy Ferry (Voucher in your Rally Pack)
Tacoma Riders
· We'll have a Tacoma meet-up as well!
· Details coming soon—watch for updates from your local ride lead.
· Then we’ll all head toward Vashon and meet up on the island!
🗺️ Island Ride
Led by Brendon & Jordan
Cruise around Vashon’s scenic roads
🎰 Pinball Tournament – 2:30 PM at Den of Pin (9919 SW Bank Rd, Vashon, WA 98070)
Hosted by the one and only Spokanthony
🦅 Eagles HQ
Set up camp after pinball
🏍️ NoPed Gymkhana
🍹 THE GROG is back! Bring a donation
🎟️ Raffle Time!
Win rad stuff (Buy tickets for the raffle bike!)
Play Left, Right, Center
🐎 Pony Races
And so much more…
🎁 Rally Packs – $30
Includes:
🎫 Ticket to Funky 2 Death
⛺ Camping at Vashon
⛴️ Ferry voucher
🪡 1 patch (extras $5)
🎉 Misc goodies
🪡 Just want a patch? No problem—individual patches are available for $10.
🛍️ Purchase:
In advance: https://losgatosgordos.square.site
Or on-site Thursday, Friday, or Saturday
Thursday, July 3 – Meet & Greet
📍 Seattle Tavern, Georgetown (5811 Airport Wy S, Seattle, WA 98108)
🎒 Rally Pack Pickup/Purchase
Kick off the weekend with the Seattle Scooter Happy Hour crew!
Say hi, grab a drink, and snag your rally pack.
Want someone to carry your gear to Vashon for Saturday? Bring it along and find Dante.
Friday, July 4 – Seattle Ride + Funky Night Out
🛣️ Day Ride with Sean S. (2% Scooter Club)
🕙 Meet: 10:00 AM (Location TBD)
🏍️ KSU: 11:00 AM
🧃 Stops along the way for snacks & refreshments
🕓 Wrap up around 4:00 PM
💃 Quick break to rest & get into your funkiest outfit!
🌟 Crazy German Ride (CGR)
❗ Not sure what the CGR is? Ask first—it’s not for everyone.
📍 Meet at Taqueria Tequila (301 NW 85th St, Seattle, WA 98117) : 6:30 PM
🏍️ KSU: 7:00 PM
🛵 Ride to Sea Monster Lounge (2202 N 45th St, Seattle, WA 98103) with Lutz for:
🎶 Funky 2 Death – 9:00 PM
Seattle’s premier funk band, inspired by Sly Stone, James Brown, and Chaka Khan.
🎫 Ticket included in your Rally Pack
✨ Best Funky Attire Contest!
Strut your stuff—Woogie D from Funky 2 Death will be judging your funky fits!
Saturday, July 5 – Vashon Adventure
☕ Morning Meet-Up
📍 Café Umbria (320 Occidental Ave S, Seattle, WA 98104): 10:30 AM
Grab coffee & pastries while we gather
🏍️ KSU: 11:30 AM
🚢 Ride to Fauntleroy Ferry (Voucher in your Rally Pack)
Tacoma Riders
· We'll have a Tacoma meet-up as well!
· Details coming soon—watch for updates from your local ride lead.
· Then we’ll all head toward Vashon and meet up on the island!
🗺️ Island Ride
Led by Brendon & Jordan
Cruise around Vashon’s scenic roads
🎰 Pinball Tournament – 2:30 PM at Den of Pin (9919 SW Bank Rd, Vashon, WA 98070)
Hosted by the one and only Spokanthony
🦅 Eagles HQ
Set up camp after pinball
🏍️ NoPed Gymkhana
🍹 THE GROG is back! Bring a donation
🎟️ Raffle Time!
Win rad stuff (Buy tickets for the raffle bike!)
Play Left, Right, Center
🐎 Pony Races
And so much more…
🎁 Rally Packs – $30
Includes:
🎫 Ticket to Funky 2 Death
⛺ Camping at Vashon
⛴️ Ferry voucher
🪡 1 patch (extras $5)
🎉 Misc goodies
🪡 Just want a patch? No problem—individual patches are available for $10.
🛍️ Purchase:
In advance: https://losgatosgordos.square.site
Or on-site Thursday, Friday, or Saturday
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