✨🍹Mocktail Sampler🍸✨

The scene 🎄🎁🍹💃🕺🥴🫠
You. Again.
One too many cocktails at Aunt Martha’s.
Now you’re in the proverbial doghouse
until at least Christmas 2027.

Sick of text regret?
Tired of waking up with a headache and a personality crisis?
Done hitting on your grandpa’s girlfriend because you had your beer goggles on?

We have new options for you.

Mocktails.
All the flavor.
All the ritual.
All the functionality of a cocktail.
None of the nuclear fallout in front of the fam.

Join us Saturday for a mocktail sampler featuring zero-proof favorites like
Psychedelic Water,
Recess,
Hiyo, and
Little Saints.

Come sip.
Keep your dignity.
Stay out of the family group chat apology tour.

✨ Sampling this Saturday
✨ In-store 10-4
✨ Your future self is begging you!!