This is not your grandma’s bingo night. Wellington’s resident sad boy and pint-sized powerhouse, Homer Neurotic, is taking over the rooftop at Dirty Little Secret for a night of unhinged chaos, cocktails, and camp realness.
Get ready for an evening dripping in glamour, glitter, and glorious nonsense as you soak up the skyline views from one of the capital’s most iconic rooftop hideaways.
✨ What to expect:
• Free entry, all you need is a table booking and good vibes
• Over $200 worth of prizes, including a $100 bar voucher for the grand winner
• Spot prizes, cheeky antics, and bad decisions encouraged
• Live drag performances that’ll leave you confused, flustered, and deeply entertained
• Dad jokes, dance-offs, and plenty of double entendres
• Drink and kai specials to keep you going
• After the Bingo stick around to boogie down with one of the resident DJ’s, spinning your tracks all night long
🎟️ Bookings essential:
Tables available from 7.00 pm with balls dropping no later than 7.30. Walk-ins are very limited so grab your spot now:
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🏳️🌈 Safe and inclusive:
Dirty Little Secret is proudly LGBTQIA+ friendly. Our staff and security are trained to make everyone feel welcome and safe. Elevator access is available, but some tables are on raised flooring, so please reach out if you have accessibility needs and we’ll make sure you’re well looked after.
🚨 Heads up:
This is an R18 event. Expect colourful language, cheeky antics, and wholesome masculinity served with a side of mischief. Consider yourself warned.
📸 Follow me for more nonsense:
Find me on Instagram at @homerneurotic for a peek behind the scenes and more of the drama, glitter and tears.
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