Written by Ian McWethy | Directed by Jessica Modolo
Too Many Detectives at the Murder Mansion is a comedic whodunit parody, featuring an eccentric cast of detectives—both original and spoofs of famous sleuths—all trying to solve a murder under one roof. The play thrives on fast-paced comedy, big character choices, and witty banter.
Character Synopses
Detective Kane
Age Range: 30s–40s
Sex: Male
Synopsis: Kane is the flustered but earnest small-town detective, constantly overwhelmed by the situation. He is determined to be a “serious cop,” but circumstances make him unintentionally funny. Physical comedy, nervous energy, and quick changes in mood are key. Kane works best when played with sincerity — he believes he’s in control, even when he’s not.
Detective Christie
Age Range: 20s–40s
Sex: Any
Synopsis: Christie is no-nonsense, focused, and ambitious — the straight-shooter among the chaos. They often find themselves corralling the other detectives and trying to move the investigation along. A sharp wit, commanding presence, and good timing make this character shine. Christie is the stabilizing force, but with just enough comedic edge to stay playful.
Bobbi
Age Range: Teens–20s
Sex: Any
Synopsis: Bobbi is a high-energy podcaster always chasing the “next big exclusive.” They exaggerate everything for dramatic effect and often leap to wild conclusions. The role calls for enthusiasm, quick speech, and comedic boldness. Perfect for someone who can commit fully to over-the-top reactions while still being endearing.
Conan
Age Range: Teens–20s
Sex: Any
Synopsis: Conan is Bobbi’s podcast partner — the “straight man” of the duo. More logical and skeptical, Conan often pokes holes in Bobbi’s outrageous theories, but still gets dragged into the excitement. A dry sense of humor and sharp delivery work well here. Conan provides balance, but still shares the same youthful eagerness for attention.
Aggie
Age Range: Teens–20s
Sex: Any
Synopsis: Aggie is endlessly curious and eager to be part of the action. They sometimes jump in before thinking, creating comedic misunderstandings. This character is wide-eyed and excitable, with moments of naïveté that make them charming. Great for an actor with strong physicality and a playful energy.
Hannah
Age Range: Teens–20s
Sex: Female
Synopsis: Hannah is level-headed, cautious, and pragmatic, but also has a flair for dramatics when talking about danger. She cares about her friends and is often the one urging caution, which makes her an audience surrogate. A performer who can blend grounded realism with bursts of comic exaggeration will excel here.
Dash
Age Range: Teens–20s
Sex: Male
Synopsis: Dash is nervous, awkward, and always on edge, but somehow manages to stay upbeat. They are constantly reacting big to the tension around them, which brings strong comic relief. A role for someone who enjoys physical comedy, wide-eyed reactions, and a sense of “lovable cowardice.”
Sherlock Holmes (parody)
Age Range: 20s–50s
Sex: Male
Synopsis: Holmes is the ultimate “know-it-all” detective, bursting with confidence in his deductions. He thrives on big speeches about logic and observation, often ignoring the contributions of others. Actors should balance sharp intelligence with comedic arrogance, playing up the parody of being too sure of himself. A great role for someone who enjoys witty lines and commanding the stage.
Miss Marple (parody)
Age Range: 40s–70s
Sex: Female
Synopsis: Sweet and grandmotherly on the outside, Miss Marple is deceptively sharp and calculating. She often uses her gentle demeanor to lull others into underestimating her, then delivers clever insights. Her comedy lies in understatement — she doesn’t need to be loud to steal the scene. A subtle, observant performer will shine in this role.
Shaggy (parody)
Age Range: Teens–20s
Sex: Male
Synopsis: Shaggy is the bumbling, goofy, and perpetually hungry sidekick. He’s scared of everything but somehow stumbles into the center of the mystery. This is a broad comic role requiring a playful voice, exaggerated reactions, and high-energy physicality. A parody of the famous cartoon character, he should feel familiar but exaggerated for stage laughs.
Velma / 'Dark Velma' (parody)
Age Range: Teens–20s
Sex: Female
Synopsis: Velma is the brainy, hyper-analytical detective who thrives on facts and evidence. She often explains things with precision and seriousness, but her “Dark Velma” alter ego brings out a hilariously intense side. This duality offers a great comedic opportunity — balancing the studious with the unexpectedly dramatic. A role for someone who enjoys shifting gears mid-scene for laughs.
Fred (parody)
Age Range: Teens–20s
Sex: Male
Synopsis: Fred is the confident “leader” of the group, always ready to make plans and take charge. He’s earnest and well-meaning, but sometimes overly optimistic and oblivious. A big, heroic stage presence and a bold, almost cheesy delivery work well here. Fred is funny because he believes he’s the team captain — even when no one listens.
Daphne (parody)
Age Range: Teens–20s
Sex: Female
Synopsis: Daphne is stylish, resourceful, and brave, often outsmarting others while keeping her cool. She’s a parody of the “damsel” trope, but with a clever twist — she doesn’t need rescuing. A performer with charm, poise, and wit can elevate Daphne into both a comic and empowering role.
Batman (parody)
Age Range: 20s–40s
Sex: Male
Synopsis: Batman is the brooding, hyper-serious hero surrounded by silliness. He speaks in deadpan tones, always looming dramatically, and treats every clue like the fate of the world hangs on it. The comedy comes from his seriousness clashing with the absurdity around him. A deep voice, strong physical presence, and comic timing make this role shine.
Nancy Drew (parody)
Age Range: Teens–20s
Sex: Female
Synopsis: Nancy is bright, fearless, and relentlessly curious — the teenage sleuth who always finds a clue. She’s confident and cheerful, with a wholesome energy that contrasts with darker characters. Her lines should feel fast and eager, highlighting her quick deductive skills. This role is playful, youthful, and full of charm.
Frank Hardy (parody)
Age Range: Teens–20s
Sex: Male
Synopsis: Frank is the steady, methodical Hardy brother. He’s protective and more serious than Joe, often acting like the responsible one. Comedy comes from his straight-laced nature being tested in ridiculous situations. A good role for someone who can play steady against chaos.
Joe Hardy (parody)
Age Range: Teens–20s
Sex: Male
Synopsis: Joe is the energetic and impulsive Hardy brother, always leaping before looking. He’s enthusiastic, friendly, and just a little reckless. This contrast with Frank creates natural comedic banter. Great for someone with high energy and quick reactions.
Sam Spade (parody)
Age Range: 30s–50s
Sex: Male
Synopsis: Sam Spade is the classic noir gumshoe — cynical, world-weary, and cool under pressure. He speaks in dry one-liners, often with a cigarette or trench coat vibe. The parody comes from taking this archetype seriously, even in absurd circumstances. Perfect for an actor who can lean into stylized “detective movie” tropes.
Madame Doyle
Age Range: 30s–60s
Sex: Female
Synopsis: Madame Doyle is mysterious, dramatic, and loves to make an entrance. Whether played mystical, eccentric, or both, she adds flair and atmosphere to the mansion. This character works best when performed with bold choices, sweeping gestures, and a strong stage presence. A perfect role for an actor who loves theatricality.
Additional Detective Archetypes / Ensemble
Age Range: Flexible
Sex: Any
Synopsis: These ensemble detectives parody well-known archetypes — from bumbling rookies to aloof geniuses. Each actor can bring their own twist, making every detective unique. Excellent roles for performers who want to showcase creativity, physical comedy, and big personalities.
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