# Event Details - **Event Name**: Love Stinks: An Anti-Valentine's Party for the Gorge - **Event Start and End Date**: Thu, 12 Feb, 2026 at 07:00 pm – Thu, 12 Feb, 2026 at 09:00 pm - **Event Description**: Sick of Valentine's Day crap? Join us for a hilarious, interactive night with stories, games, comedy, Love Stinks open mic and more.About this EventTired of heart-shaped everything? Us too.Join us the Thursday before Valentine's Day for a funny yet cathartic celebration of romantic disasters, dating app nightmares, and the beautiful chaos of being single (or wishing you were).Featuring local favorite comedic storytellers and hosted by the infamous GALgorithm from the Gorge Dating Show.What to Expect:This isn't your typical variety show. We're taking you through the complete arc of a doomed relationship in five acts:The Meet-Cute → Red flags vs. green flags: an interactive audience game. Tell us your icks (and what you’ll overlook for a good time).The Honeymoon Phase → Hear a story about a first date gone wrong from a local comedic storyteller. (And maybe feel a little bit better about yourself.)The Cracks Appear → Enjoy a comedy set from a local stand-up performer who will prove that perhaps being single forever is the best thing after all.The DTR → Be a part of People’s Court to help the audience settle “Am I the A**hole?” dating experiences. Solve relationship disputes as we decide who was right and who was wrong.The Breakup → OPEN MIC RANT THERAPY! Sign up at the door and roast your exes, read poems from your dating app messages, share the worst date story you have, or share the most depressing/fascinating thing you’ve learned about love languages, attachment, or pop psychology (2-3 min slots).Interactive games, comedy performances, and audience participation throughout the night. Think Gorge Speakeasy meets Gorge Dating Show: storytelling, laughs, and communal therapy for the romantically jaded.Food and drinks available at Bargeway Pub all evening.Come single, come coupled, come however you want — just come ready to laugh at love's absurdity. The only party like this in the Gorge!This is a ticketed party with a limited amount of seats. Grab your friends who are single, cynical, or down to F around and find out. Seats will sell out.Thank you to our sponsors at: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events1/banners/7a16b2c0-f370-11f0-a977-c54f66ab18e0-rimg-w572-h740-dcc3161a-gmir.jpg https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events2/banners/7a43b630-f370-11f0-a0d9-23f031643b6b-rimg-w925-h740-dc010101-gmir.png https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events9/banners/7abe1650-f370-11f0-b1e4-475f0e34b788-rimg-w736-h740-dc1e1a33-gmir.jpg - **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/the-dalles/love-stinks-an-anti-valentines-party-for-the-gorge/100001980747258370 - **Event Categories**: entertainment, comedy, parties, valentines-day, open-mic, galentines-day, performances, storytelling - **Interested Audience**: - total_interested_count: 0 ## Ticket Details - **Ticket Price Range**: min: 23.18, max: 23.18, currency: USD ## Event venue details - **city**: The Dalles - **state**: OR - **country**: United States - **location**: Bargeway Pub & Catering - **lat**: 45.6141706 - **long**: -121.1970578 - **full address**: Bargeway Pub & Catering, 1535 Bargeway Road, The Dalles, United States ## Event gallery - **Alt text**: Love Stinks: An Anti-Valentine's Party for the Gorge - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events8/banners/c0be9cbbb4a8f67d35c333dfe700bf96734b27d7f4bb61e9d1c8e587a8ad6e86-rimg-w1200-h600-dcc31618-gmir.jpg?v=1768632501 ## FAQs - **Q**: When and where is Love Stinks: An Anti-Valentine's Party for the Gorge being held? - **A:** Love Stinks: An Anti-Valentine's Party for the Gorge takes place on Thu, 12 Feb, 2026 at 07:00 pm to Thu, 12 Feb, 2026 at 09:00 pm at Bargeway Pub & Catering, 1535 Bargeway Road, The Dalles, United States. - **Q**: How much do tickets cost for Love Stinks: An Anti-Valentine's Party for the Gorge? - **A:** Tickets for Love Stinks: An Anti-Valentine's Party for the Gorge are priced at USD 23 per person. Here's a full breakdown of available ticket types:Ticket TypePriceAvailabilityGeneral Admission - One SeatUSD 23 + USD 3 feeAvailable - **Q**: Who is organizing Love Stinks: An Anti-Valentine's Party for the Gorge? - **A:** Love Stinks: An Anti-Valentine's Party for the Gorge is organized by Gorge Speakeasy. - **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me? - **A:** Love Stinks: An Anti-Valentine's Party for the Gorge is ideal for aspiring performers, spoken word artists, budding comedians, and audiences who love discovering raw, unpolished talent in an intimate and supportive setting. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in The Dalles, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. 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