EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!: DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! POOCHIEWOOCHIEZ! (2012) — Friday Night WTF — $5

Friday Night WTF screenings are cheap, weird, and out of control! Cult trashterpieces, so-bad-they’re-good crapfests, movies that make you ask “What the hell am I watching?!” — we’ve got ’em all on Friday night.

“Holy f*cking sh*t, this is insane” – Sally Jane Black

If you’re familiar with Everything Is Terrible!’s crate-digging mastery, you have some idea what you’re in for. If you don’t, strap in and get ready to blast off to the deepest, darkest corners of our brain-bleeding collective unconscious. Those krazed VHS-hunting pupz from Everything Is Terrible! (everyone’s favorite found footage chop shoppe) are back with their third inner-eye-opening feature, containing a feat never before attempted in either human or canine history. EIT! asks but two simple questions: 1. “What if we make a movie composed ENTIRELY out of dog-related found footage?”, and 2. “What if this magickal movie, made up of thousands of other dog movies, is also a remake of Alejandro Jodorowsky’s 1973 masterpiece The Holy Mountain?” Well, let’s stop asking dumb rhetorical questions because this never-ending spiral of World-Pup winning, sunglasses-wearing, murder-solving, skateboarding pooches is real!

We’ll also be presenting some of our favorite Everything Is Terrible! short-form content before the madness of Doggiewoggiez commences.

You may also like the following events from Arkadin Cinema & Bar:

• This Saturday, 1st November, 02:00 pm, Disney’s ROBIN HOOD (1973) w/ Disney cartoons pre-show @ 1:30 pm in Southhampton
• This Saturday, 1st November, 04:15 pm, Mel Brooks’ ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS (1993) w/ Mel Brooks on TV pre-show @ 3:45 pm in Southhampton
• This Sunday, 2nd November, 03:00 pm, Orson Welles’ anti-fascist noir THE STRANGER (1946) w/ anti-Nazi cartoons pre-show @ 2:30 pm in Southhampton

Also check out other Entertainment events in Southhampton.