I've been told off......
'Why is my phone not ringing?', said the small one
'Because yoiu haven't given me the details yet', I replied
'Sorry, Fatty', came the reply from down the other end of a smoking telling bone (yes, Catweazle, remember?)
Ok. So here it is. The Christmas Etravaganza from those bumbling fools of mirth and merriment. Those bastions of all things brassy. Those combustible miscombobulations of everything danceable!
Yes everyone, it is the JJ and the BL Chrimbo All-Off. Sunday 7th December at the Chalkwell Park Rooms (they've had them back again?). Doors 1pm, usual tripe at 3pm.
Roll up, roll up and get your tickets early. It was SOULED out last year and I had people cursing Little Legs down said telling bone with offers of cash, drugs, women and lager.
Always a great event. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face and a swaying in the hips.
See you there!
