Bring your Christmas rejects,
the gifts you hate the most—
the ones from weird Aunt Carol
or that ex who still ghosts.
Toss ’em in the pile,
don’t bother lookin’ sly—
at Saddle Up Saloon, baby,
we judge gifts on the fly.
Then the Dirty Santa chaos hits,
and everyone goes feral—
snatching random wrapped surprises
with confidence… or peril.
You might steal a naughty gift,
you might get socks or soap,
you might unwrap a toy that screams
“This ain’t goin’ on Facebook,” nope.
The crowd gets loud and messy,
half tipsy, half unhinged—
’cause nothing says Christmas spirit
like a regifted revenge.
So bring your trashy treasures,
your “please-take-this” delight—
and join the filthy fun
for our Ho Ho Hell No regift party,
on one wild after Christmas night.
BRING ALL THOSE GIFTS THAT YOURE NEVER GONNA USE, OR YOU SECRETLY HATE TO SADDLE UP SALOON AND LETS MAKE IT DIRTY SANTA!!!
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