🎉🚨 THE FINAL SCOOPDOWN OF 2025 🚨🎉
Friends, dairy enthusiasts, and sworn enemies of lactose pills:
The Cold Cow is wrapping up its glorious season of scoops, smiles, and accidental clothing mishaps. Our last day of operation will be Thursday, September 18th, after that, we’ll be going into hibernation like a well-fed polar bear.
But fear not, ice cream warriors! We’ll be back in May 2026 to resume our sacred duty of overfilling waffle cones, handing out extra napkins, and pretending you didn’t just order your fifth single scoop this week.
✨ Important Announcement for the Overachievers:
Your Loyalty Cards will carry over into the new year. Yes, Karen, you can still earn your “11th scoop free” in 2026. Just don’t lose it in the laundry or trade it for Pokémon cards.
So come send us off in style. Fill your cones, and make September 18th the day you regret not wearing stretchy pants.
🕺💃 One last hurrah. One last waffle cone. One last chance to moan in public while licking that delicious sweet Ice Cream cone.
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