The Queer Beret: Happy Honda Days

Come on down and experience the magic of The Honda Days with The Queer Beret The Stud on Sunday, December 14th.

You don’t want to miss this sales event office holiday party featuring live music, queer community, and low APR Honda Days wonder.

Ryan Patrick’s Dealership for Cars, Other Cars, Those Who Don’t Identify as Cars, And Also Non-Binaries is celebrating more than just reasonably priced reliability this year. Ryan Patrick, his legs, and the three wise salesthems have been named The Most Gender-Confounding Dealership in the Entire Trisexual State Area!

📣👉🏼✨‼️SEND THIS TO ANYONE WHO HAS EVER CRIED DURING A SUBARU COMMERCIAL OR YOU WILL BE CURSED WITH PAYING FULL PRICE FOR THE NEXT 69 YEARS 😱✨📣😝
Happy Honda Days, sluts! 🚗🎄✨ Time 2 buckle up, babes n slide ur asses 🍑✨ back onto the showroom floor like the filthy, warranty-violating sluts U ARE 😤💋 ⛓️💥 If ur thirsty 👅, go ahead n put those lips on the dealership water cooler 💧🤤💧🍆 at Ryan Patrick’s Dealership for Cars 🚗, Other Cars 🚙, Those Who Don’t Identify as Cars 🛞, And Also Non-Binaries™ 🌈, it’s slay b4 valet, sluts b4 service, looks b4 leases, BAYBEE 😩💄⚡This holiday season, it’s U + Me + a wacky waving inflatable tube man 🕺🌀 don’t U DARE let that flaccid tube man flop!!! 🍆🫠 GRIP that limp lil plastic boy by the base and PUMP HIM til he’s fully upright and questioning his life choices 😈💨💦 😤💨💥 we ARE NOT offering roadside assistance for weak-ass energy👏🏻
🏆✨ And girl—WE DID IT 🤝🏻🤩🙌🏼 Most Gender-Confounding Dealership in the Entire Trisexual State Area!!!🏆✨💋 💅 BUT TOYOTATHON-ERS 😡🚗 wanna snatch our trophy 😤🚫 like it’s a 0% APR limited-time offer 🙄🤑 Wake 👏 it 👏 up 👏 u low-mileage hoes 😤💨 😤
The Queer Beret is driving 🚦💨 straight into the NEW YEAR 🎉🥂💃🎤🪩 it’s the only cabaret where the Fit is ALWAYS hitting, the Pilot is ALWAYS daddy, and the Jazz never stops cuz we don’t even sell that bitch in America 😏🎶🚗💦 💥🦵🦵💥FAIL TO SHOW UP and legend has it a haunted tube man will appear at the foot of your bed at 3:33am whispering, “Buy… or lease…?” 👻🚗

Office Party Starts:

Sunday, Decemeber 14th @ 7:00pm

Doors at 6:00pm

The Stud $23 in advance $25 at the door

FEATURING:

SalesThems:

🌟 Ryan Patrick Welsh (Host / Head C***)

🌟 Duutch X Ess

🌟 Austin Tip

🌟 Nickie Paradise

ToyotaThongs
🌟Siyu
🌟Ty

Music Nerds (The Gruntz!)

🌟 Noah Bossert - MD / Keys

🌟 Austin West - Bass

🌟 Nathaniel Welch - Drums

Flyer by @wajley

There is a select amount of seating reserved for ADA tickets. All other seating is first come, first served.

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