# Event Details

- **Event Name**: Raymond Orta
- **Event Start and End Date**: Sat, 18 Jul, 2026 at 09:00 pm (-05:00)
- **Event Description**: Age Restricted Event | 21+ Only

Raymond Orta has been slinging jokes since the age of 8—because while most kids were learning cursive, he was busy slaying crowds. Imagine a child prodigy with the timing of a Vegas headliner and the swagger of a seasoned comic. He’s like one of those genius-level Asian kids with a violin… except his weapon of choice is a microphone, and instead of Mozart, he’s dropping punchlines that leave audiences gasping for air.

Raymond isn’t just funny—he’s a full-blown comedic supernova. His shows are a sensory overload: high-octane impressions, jaw-dropping sound effects, and storytelling so vivid you’ll feel like you're hallucinating. It’s not a performance—it’s a full-body experience that may require medical supervision.

WARNING: This is not comedy for the faint of heart. Audience members have been known to clutch their chests, cry actual tears, slap nearby furniture, and accidentally spit beverages through their noses. One woman reportedly laughed so hard she passed out, lost control of her bodily functions, and had to be carted off in an ambulance. (Yes, this actually happened. Yes, there’s a lawsuit. No, Raymond isn’t liable—there’s a waiver for that now.)

So buckle up. You’re not just going to a comedy show—you’re entering the Raymond Orta Danger Zone™, where the only thing more dangerous than his jokes is the amount of oxygen you’ll burn through laughing.

He’s not just the next big thing—he’s the thing people will lie and say they saw before he blew up. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
- **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/san-antonio/raymond-orta/200029778595522
- **Event Categories**: comedy, entertainment, kids, music, storytelling
- **Interested Audience**: 
  - total_interested_count: 9

## Ticket Details


## Event venue details

- **city**: San Antonio
- **state**: TX
- **country**: United States
- **location**: 1920 Fredericksburg Rd, San Antonio, TX, United States, Texas 78201
- **lat**: 29.46323
- **long**: -98.52442
- **full address**: 1920 Fredericksburg Rd, San Antonio, TX, United States, Texas 78201

## Event gallery

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## FAQs

- **Q**: When and where is Raymond Orta being held?
  - **A:** Raymond Orta takes place on Sat, 18 Jul, 2026 at 09:00 pm to Sat, 18 Jul, 2026 at 09:00 pm at 1920 Fredericksburg Rd, San Antonio, TX, United States, Texas 78201.
- **Q**: Who is organizing Raymond Orta?
  - **A:** Raymond Orta is organized by Woodlawn Comedy.
- **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me?
  - **A:** Raymond Orta is ideal for comedy fans, stand-up enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a dedicated session of curated laughs, professional acts, and sharp wit from seasoned performers. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in San Antonio, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. If Raymond Orta sounds like your kind of event, don't wait - spots fill up fast.

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