🎄 Cousin Eddie’s Toys for Tots Ride 🎄
🛞 Hosted by your favorite rowdy Onewheel crew
📍 Starting at Painkillers
🕖 Friday, 7PM sharp
🎁 Bring a toy — let’s spread some holiday cheer
💡 Lights on, vibes high, and get ready to roll
Dress Theme:
Break out your best Cousin Eddie getup —
• Trapper hat
• White robe
• Funky boots
• Anything that screams “Shitter’s full!” energy
Basically, if you look like you walked straight out of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, you nailed it.
(If you’ve got a full Cousin Eddie groove going, even better.)
We’re aiming for a Cousin Eddie–infused holiday chaos float —
a fun ride, some bar hopping, Christmas lights, and a whole lot of laughs.
This year’s doll theme is just the cherry on top.
Let’s make this one for the books.
Let’s make Cousin Eddie proud.
⚡️🎁🛞
