Join us for the 5th Annual Rincon SantaCon- a holiday themed pub crawl around downtown Rincon and plaza.
We’ll start at La Barca Snack Bar (by the surfer statue), then parade from bar to bar spreading our jolly laughter & good times. We will end at La Estación.
**Please share with your friends that like to have a good time.
SANTACON GUIDELINES:
1) Dress up!! The more you get into it- the more fun there is! This is your holiday interpretation. Be creative!! Santa, reindeer, elves, Christmas tree, angel, naught Mrs Clause, surfing Santa, Krampus, menorahs, gingerbread… use your imagination. You CAN show up in just a Santa hat… but give it a go and try to do MORE.🤩
2) Santa doesn’t make kids cry. Dont do anything to freak them out. We will be in public & need to remember not everyone is as jolly as Santa. Give a smile & a wave and spread happiness all night long.
3) Address every Santa as Santa. In the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, singular & plural forms. Everyone is Santa.
4) Be sure to “ho-ho-ho” like Santa!
5) You may want to drink like Santa!
6) BRING LOTS OF CASH! Pay for your drink & tip the bar staff right away. Santa & his reindeer don’t want to wait for Santa’s to clear their tab to be able to move on the next place. Bribery gets you everywhere! We want to be able to do this for years to come. Let keep the bars happy & smooth moving.
7) Watching Santa get drunk & rowdy is fun! Cleaning vomit from Santa’s beard is not. Don’t be THAT Santa.
8) Santa doesn’t drink & drive and neither should you. Be sure you have a little elf or reindeer to drive you home when you’re ready.
9) Santa doesn’t whine! Some SantaCons are incredibly well organized & some fall part fairly fast. Let’s all work TOGETHER so no one person has to take all the responsibility. Let’s look out for each other all night!
10) No Santa left behind!!! Stay with the group. Santa is safer in larger numbers of fellow Santa’s and what one Santa can’t get away with, more Santa’s possibly can. Pick a few people you know & keep a look out for each other when ready to parade off to the next location. If you need, speak up so we all wait to move on as a TEAM.
11) Santa doesn’t get arrested! Please remember Santa’s 4 f**ks…
1. Santa doesn’t f**k with kids.
2. Santa doesn’t f**k with cops.
3. Santa doesn’t f**k with security.
4. Santa doesn’t f**k with Santa.
12) SANTAS HAVE FUN!! Only fun will be allowed. The “no fun” people will be asked to leave & get coal in their stockings. Be fun!
13) Memorize these answers to questions that may arise:
- Who is in charge?… “Santa”
- What organization are you with?…“Santas Workshop.”
- What are you protesting?… “Nothing. Santa just wants to party before Christmas.”
- How did you get here?…
“Santa’s sleigh and 8 tiny reindeer.”
- Where are you going next?…
“I can only tell you if you spread cheer & joy, follow along, and buy me a drink at the next place.”
Let’s do this!
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