Notice the year of the party. Hey, I like to think ahead!! Cash in lieu of gifts since in 2015, Social Security or medicare/medicaid will no longer exist! Wheel chair accessible party. Any personal care attendants will be considered your guest. Open bar , specialty drink Kaloua and Milk of Mag . No smoking, oxygen in use. Will not be held liable for any falls where you can not get up! Life line Wi Fi. Meals on wheels not available for overnight guests. Hospital on the Island, payment due at times of services. If unable to pay, you're screwed. Rental cars available to those under 65 years of age only due to new law that will pass in 2018 banning all seniors from driving due to senior accidents and not enough room on the roads for everyone else. Plane leaves 1/20/25 at 10 A.M with or without you. Search teams not available if you get lost , disoriented, or drop dead since the government will not have anymore money or funding to look for you! Places of worship not available since local and government funding has been depleted in order to build even more nursing homes, hospitals, and starbucks. Nursing homes available on site. Recommendation : Billy's Baby Boomer Bungalow.It will be private pay because the people we choose to manage our nations spend indiscriminately, while deferring billions or trillions of dollars in debt onto future generations. In other words, again you are screwed. So please join me and come to my retirement party in 2025. According to a recent study done , People with little or no retirement savings could be forced to work until they are 86 if they want to achieve two-thirds of their final salary. I Will not work until I am 86 nevermind even live to 86! So come to my party and bring cash!! Your gift cards,checks or Macy's 40 % off coupon sales are no good to me! Love you all.....In case of memory loss, put a reminder on your cell phone calendar with a cash gift reminder , if you can locate it . Will have my caretaker send out a reminder 8 hours prior to boarding plane so those with short term memory loss will be accounted for. Pack lightly. By 2025, planes will charge us by our height and weight!