# Event Details - **Event Name**: Stand Up Comedy - FRIDAY 13TH DARK VALENTINE'S - Live in Porto - **Event Start and End Date**: Fri, 13 Feb, 2026 at 10:00 pm – Fri, 13 Feb, 2026 at 11:30 pm - **Event Description**: ❤️ Naughty Valentine’s is coming to PortugalAbout this EventRoses are red.Love is a lie.Wine is cheaper than therapy,and this Valentine’s… comedy gets dangerous.Love is in the air — but so are dirty jokes, toxic confessions, savage punchlines, and laughter that should probably come with a warning label. ??This Valentine’s Friday the 13th, we’re not choosing romance.We’re choosing chaos.Naughty Valentine’s, presented by Comedy Cachet, is invading Portugal this February — from Braga to Faro, Porto to Lisbon — with 5 US stand-up comedians who clearly woke up and chose violence. Verbally.This is adult comedy.Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Slightly sinful.Expect bold humor, unholy stories, and jokes that would get you disinvited from family dinner — but absolutely belong on a night out fueled by bad decisions.Single? Taken? Emotionally unavailable?Stuck in a situationship you definitely can’t explain to your mãe?Perfect. This show is for you.Bring a date, bring your friends, or come alone and fall in love with bad ideas and great comedy. Whether you’re celebrating love or running from it, this is the ultimate Valentine’s escape.? One night. Five comedians. Zero shame.? Dark humor. Dirty laughs. No survivors.?️ Tickets will disappear — grab yours before they ghost you.? Maria Pistolas — PortoBig space. Bigger mouths.Porto already knows a thing or two about intensity — and this night will be as bold as your vinho and twice as irresponsible.Maria Pistolas is known for loud nights and zero shame — so we’re bringing 5 American comedians who fit the vibe perfectly. Expect jokes that hit harder than your last shot.Doors open at 9:00pm. Show starts at 10pm.*NOTE: part of our tickets will be donated to one of our ONG partners (ORBIS and AAAAV). Find more info about them below.#PortoEvents #PortoComedy #PortoCultura #AgendaPorto #PortoNoite #PortoStudents #UPorto #PortoMeetup #StandUpComedy #LiveComedy #ComedyShow #WhatsOnPorto************** ABOUT OUR PARTNERS **************A. ORBISIn addition, Comedy Cachet is proud to support a good cause and we are donating part of the profits to the ORBIS Foundation.ORBIS - Cooperação e Desenvolvimento is a Portuguese NGO for development. They have multiple cooperation for development projects in Portuguese-speaking countries, focusing mostly on access to education. They also have their own fair trade project and, in Portugal, they are active in the areas of Human Rights promotion and education for sustainable development.I f you'd like to know more about ORBIS, please check out their website: www.orbis.org.ptPart of the ticket profits will go to ORBIS. If you'd like to donate more, we encourage you to reach out to them directly, as all help is welcomed.B. Amigos dos Animais de Albergaria-a-VelhaAAAAV is a non-profit organization that aims to save, help, protect and shelter animals in Albergaria-a-Velha (Aveiro District). They promote their well-being and responsible adoption.They currently have around 250 animals in their care (dogs and cats) and need assistance with basic things such as food supplies for the animals, cleaning products for the shelter, as well as medicine, blankets, beds, toys and other things that might make the shelter life easier.If you'd like to know more about AAAAV, please check out their Facebook page: www.facebook.com/amigosdosanimaisdealbergariaPart of the ticket profits will go to AAAAV. If you'd like to donate more, we encourage you to reach out to them directly, as all help is welcomed.C. Guibook PortoGuiBook Porto is a community of friends dedicated to international but also local activities in Porto. We hold meetings, Pubcrawls, Speed ​​Friending, Hiking, tours, Yoga, cultural events, etc.For more information and updates on their next events, reach them on:Phone: +351 919 402 040MeetUp: https://www.meetup.com/guibook-porto-community/D. InternationsAs the largest international community for people who live and work abroad, Internations offers global networking opportunities, local events and expat-relevant information.Internations was founded in 2007 and is the largest global expat network, with 5.5 million members. It is currently present with communities in 420 cities worldwide.Website: www.internations.orgE. ESN PortoThey are a local section of the Erasmus Student Newtork, present in Porto, that provides opportunities, to international students, for self-development and cultural understanding under its favourite value: "Students helping Students!"Website: www.esnporto.orgInstagram: @esnportoF. Erasmus Life PortoTheir mission is to make Porto the best city for all international students. They are here to help you from even before your arrival till the end of your exchange experience!Every semester they organize many trips & activities such as city tours, wine tastings, parties, walking tours, surf lessons, trips to Algarve, Trips to Lisbon & other cities, boat parties, excursions to all over Portugal and more...Website: www.erasmuslifeporto.comInstagram: @erasmuslifeportoG. GigGagGigGag is the quickest and simplest way for promoters to book comedians for their night. Launched in the UK in 2021, GigGag is a comedy platform available on iOS/Android and the web which unites comedians, promoters and comedy fans! Book spots, advertise gigs, buy tickets. GigGag does it all in one place!Instagram: @giggagappAgenda?: 09:00 PMDOORS OPEN?: 10:00 PMSHOW STARTS ?: 11:30 PMSHOW ENDS - **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/porto/stand-up-comedy-friday-13th-dark-valentines-live-in-porto/100001980485193527 - **Event Categories**: comedy, entertainment, friday-the-13th, valentines-day, nonprofit, meetups, parties, health-wellness, trips-adventures, trekking, dog, boat-parties - **Interested Audience**: - total_interested_count: 5 ## Ticket Details - **Ticket Price Range**: min: 12.7, max: 60.13, currency: EUR ## Event venue details - **city**: Porto - **state**: PO - **country**: Portugal - **location**: Maria Pistolas - **lat**: 41.1483977 - **long**: -8.612749800000001 - **full address**: Maria Pistolas, 175 Praça de Dona Filipa de Lencastre, Porto, Portugal ## Event gallery - **Alt text**: Stand Up Comedy - FRIDAY 13TH DARK VALENTINE'S - Live in Porto - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events5/banners/72f82d05fc87dc6516023312802404a76989de153b90a94bdf173393b248c304-rimg-w1200-h650-dc481112-gmir.jpg?v=1768657571 ## FAQs - **Q**: When and where is Stand Up Comedy - FRIDAY 13TH DARK VALENTINE'S - Live in Porto being held? - **A:** Stand Up Comedy - FRIDAY 13TH DARK VALENTINE'S - Live in Porto takes place on Fri, 13 Feb, 2026 at 10:00 pm to Fri, 13 Feb, 2026 at 11:30 pm at Maria Pistolas, 175 Praça de Dona Filipa de Lencastre, Porto, Portugal. - **Q**: How much do tickets cost for Stand Up Comedy - FRIDAY 13TH DARK VALENTINE'S - Live in Porto? - **A:** Ticket prices for Stand Up Comedy - FRIDAY 13TH DARK VALENTINE'S - Live in Porto range from EUR 13 to EUR 60 depending on the ticket type. Here's a full breakdown of available ticket types:Ticket TypePriceAvailabilityStudent (show student ID) - Early BirdEUR 13 + EUR 2 feeAvailableStudent (Show Student ID)EUR 14 + EUR 2 feeAvailableGeneral Admission - Early BirdEUR 14 + EUR 2 feeAvailableGeneral AdmissionEUR 16 + EUR 2 feeAvailableGroup Ticket - Buy 4, Get 1 FreeEUR 60 + EUR 4 feeAvailable - **Q**: Who is organizing Stand Up Comedy - FRIDAY 13TH DARK VALENTINE'S - Live in Porto? - **A:** Stand Up Comedy - FRIDAY 13TH DARK VALENTINE'S - Live in Porto is organized by Diana Reis. - **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me? - **A:** Stand Up Comedy - FRIDAY 13TH DARK VALENTINE'S - Live in Porto is ideal for comedy fans, stand-up enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a dedicated session of curated laughs, professional acts, and sharp wit from seasoned performers. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Porto, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. 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