# Event Details

- **Event Name**: Portland, OR - Micro Maidens: The Show @Dante's "Life's Too Short to Miss This!"
- **Event Start and End Date**: Fri, 28 Aug, 2026 at 08:00 pm
- **Event Description**: ? Get Excited: The world's only short girl dancer party is coming!

?️ Tickets: https://avenueticket.com/event/portland-or-micro-maidens-short-dancers-dantes?t=fbevent

? A three hour long all-women show, with the smallest dancers of all time ranging 2'10" to 4'12"! These ladies know how to make every inch count ?

⏱️ Sorry for the short notice, but y'all gotta get your tickets now! Prices increase as tickets sell out so get yours early and get a discount! ?️ They are not half-off, but our prices dwarf the competition!

? ** It is advised to bring your own cash and $$$ one-dollar bills to tip the ladies, the ATM is usually out of money each day by showtime! You can buy dances for yourself and others! **

? Watch the video trailer for more: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iBbjYEeUI8c
- **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/portland/portland-or-micro-maidens-the-show-dantes-lifes-too-short-to-miss-this/200030132646627
- **Event Categories**: entertainment, contests, parties
- **Interested Audience**: 
  - total_interested_count: 429

## Ticket Details


## Event venue details

- **city**: Portland
- **state**: OR
- **country**: United States
- **location**: 350 W Burnside St, Portland, OR 97209-3917, United States
- **lat**: 45.52289
- **long**: -122.67372
- **full address**: 350 W Burnside St, Portland, OR 97209-3917, United States

## Event gallery

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## FAQs

- **Q**: When and where is Portland, OR - Micro Maidens: The Show @Dante's "Life's Too Short to Miss This!" being held?
  - **A:** Portland, OR - Micro Maidens: The Show @Dante's "Life's Too Short to Miss This!" takes place on Fri, 28 Aug, 2026 at 08:00 pm to Fri, 28 Aug, 2026 at 08:00 pm at 350 W Burnside St, Portland, OR 97209-3917, United States.
- **Q**: Who is organizing Portland, OR - Micro Maidens: The Show @Dante's "Life's Too Short to Miss This!"?
  - **A:** Portland, OR - Micro Maidens: The Show @Dante's "Life's Too Short to Miss This!" is organized by Micro Maidens: The Show.
- **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me?
  - **A:** Portland, OR - Micro Maidens: The Show @Dante's "Life's Too Short to Miss This!" is ideal for party-goers, social butterflies, and anyone looking for a great night out with music, drinks, and good vibes. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Portland, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. With 420+ people already showing interest, this is clearly an event worth adding to your calendar - don't miss out.

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