# Event Details - **Event Name**: Never Tony, Please - **Event Start and End Date**: Sat, 26 Sep, 2026 at 07:00 pm – Sat, 26 Sep, 2026 at 10:00 pm (-07:00) - **Event Description**: Anthony Poponi turns family, relationships, career misadventures, and questionable decisions into honest, relatable comedy.About this EventAbout This EventAnthony Poponi has spent more than two decades helping people and organizations navigate happiness, resilience, relationships, and the wonderfully messy business of being human.But the lessons he teaches professionally didn't come from having everything figured out. They came from family, relationships, career misadventures, questionable decisions, spectacular mistakes, and the occasional realization that something going terribly wrong can eventually become a really good story.In Never Tony Please, Anthony brings those stories to the stage.Drawing from his new humorous memoir, along with stories and material that have evolved through years of performing, Anthony blends stand-up comedy, storytelling, observational humor, and playful absurdity into a very personal look at the things that make us laugh, cringe, and occasionally wonder what the hell we were thinking.He's spent years helping people make better decisions. He also has extensive personal experience with the alternative.The result is a night about family, relationships, work, getting older, chasing success, and the wonderfully imperfect reality of being human. It's about the moments we wish we could take back, the decisions that seemed like a good idea at the time, and the mistakes that eventually become the stories we tell for years.If you enjoy the storytelling of Mike Birbiglia, the thoughtful humor of Neal Brennan, and comedy that is honest, relatable, and occasionally uncomfortable in all the right ways, you'll feel right at home. - **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/portland/never-tony-please/100001999032244255 - **Event Categories**: fitness, comedy, Entertainment, Art, fine-arts, performances - **Interested Audience**: - total_interested_count: 0 ## Ticket Details - **Ticket Price Range**: min: 21.05, max: 74.41, currency: USD ## Event venue details - **city**: Portland - **state**: OR - **country**: United States - **location**: Evasion Brewing - **lat**: 45.5159289 - **long**: -122.6555218 - **full address**: Evasion Brewing, 1030 Southeast Belmont Street, Portland, United States ## Event gallery - **Alt text**: Never Tony, Please - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events3/banners/314cb10b45c811987cb0a460ac73504b25a7911f277ce426615c985cccf27fb4-rimg-w1200-h1200-dc080808-gmir.jpg?v=1787886066 ## FAQs - **Q**: When and where is Never Tony, Please being held? - **A:** Never Tony, Please takes place on Sat, 26 Sep, 2026 at 07:00 pm to Sat, 26 Sep, 2026 at 10:00 pm at Evasion Brewing, 1030 Southeast Belmont Street, Portland, United States. - **Q**: Who is organizing Never Tony, Please? - **A:** Never Tony, Please is organized by Focus on the 40. - **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me? - **A:** Never Tony, Please is ideal for comedy fans, stand-up enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a dedicated session of curated laughs, professional acts, and sharp wit from seasoned performers. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Portland, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. 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