🎄 A Very Merry Vet-mas Party 🎄
The Jolliest Mission of the Year — Report for Duty!
📍 Hope Rec Building, Philipsburg
📅 December 13th | 2PM – 6PM
ATTENTION, HOLIDAY RECRUITS!
Santa has officially deployed Operation Vet-mas, and you’ve been voluntold to attend. This mission requires:
✔ Maximum cheer
✔ Zero drama
✔ And at least one plate stacked higher than military housing paperwork
Expect an afternoon packed with:
🍽 A full holiday meal (holiday calories are classified — they do NOT count)
🎶 Music & festive mischief
🎲 Elephant Bingo
🎅 Santa — reporting for duty and ready for a cookie inspection
⭐ SPECIAL SIDE MISSION:
We’re collecting care items for Veterans in nursing homes — socks, hygiene items, blankets, puzzle books, and other comfort goodies. Let’s send some extra cheer to the heroes who can’t be with us.
🎁 BONUS CHAOS:
Get ready for Elephant Bingo — the only game where you might score a great gift… or a “what in the elf is this?” special someone wrapped out of pure spite.
No promises. All laughs.
And remember:
Every Veteran is on Santa’s NICE List — even the ones who snored through formation or still “accidentally” have that stapler from 2012. 😉
So rally your family(kids, grandkids, your next door neighbor, or that one cousin who only shows up for free food, etc.), grab your ugliest sweater, and prepare for an afternoon of food, fun, and festive controlled chaos.
Mission Objective:
Eat. Laugh. Celebrate our Veterans. Try your best not to frighten Santa.
We’ll see you there, Warriors. ❤️💚🇺🇸
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