# Event Details - **Event Name**: Lez Get Wet H.O.T. & Heavy - **Event Start and End Date**: Thu, 27 Aug, 2026 at 08:00 pm – Thu, 27 Aug, 2026 at 10:00 pm - **Event Description**: An All Fat All Sapphic Variety Show! It's time to have a BIG proper so long to the summer with a wet hot show variety show with prizes &About this Event✨?IT’S A FAT GAY A$$ SUMMER Y’ALL!!!?✨Haus Of Them is BACK at Val’s Lesbian Bar withLez Get WET ? H.O.T. ? & HEAVY ?? an all fat sapphic variety show!! With a raffle for tattoos and a lifting competition! Keep reading to learn more!When: Thursday August 27th ‼️Where:@valslesbianbar 605 S 3rd Street, Philadelphia PA ?What: A show starring and managed by fat & plus size sapphics! Drag, live singing, standup comedy, clown, poetry, burlesque & more will ensue! ?‼️WE ALSO HAVE A LIFTING COMPETITION?? Whoever can lift Phatty Of The Year (The ZanyThing) wins a very special prize!! Strong dykes rise up!AND WE HAVE A RAFFLE for a TATTOO from Lil Blo Peep!! You can’t miss this BIG giveaway! ?How much? $10 to $20 with reserved seating options and accommodation seating with no extra charge! ?Who:Hosted by The ZanyThing (?Phatty Of The Year) & Lil Blo Peep ?Stage Managed by Rexxi ? (?Best Plus Size Vocalist)Starring:Jewelissa ?(?Ass Of The Year 2026)Kayo Kenshin ? (3-time Philly Phatty nominee)Wet Betty ? (Snatcherella All Stars Winner)withBite Tulips ?Chelsea Moroski ?️Lola Areola ?Post Mortem ?Simply Ayanna ?Thee Goddess Vee ?with door guardian Mr Theo Five ♥️with photos by Lucia ?See you there!! ????A Note: This show is a celebration of fat and plus size sapphic-identifying artists. There may be playful jokes made about size, weight, queerness, etc, made by fellow plus size entertainers. Please keep this in mind if you'd like to attend! https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events6/banners/2d190dd0-a1e7-11f1-8b09-4b99f8fe4872-rimg-w592-h740-dcf8f8f8-gmir.jpg - **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/philadelphia/lez-get-wet-hot-and-heavy/100001997644839490 - **Event Categories**: fitness, Contests, Entertainment, comedy, Art, Music, literary-art - **Interested Audience**: - total_interested_count: 0 - **Event Highlights**: - Age Limit: 21+ - door_time: 2026-08-27T23:00:00Z - Duration: 2 hours - Location: Val's Lesbian Bar - Languages: English ## Ticket Details - **Ticket Price Range**: min: 12.51, max: 23.18, currency: USD ## Event venue details - **city**: Philadelphia - **state**: PA - **country**: United States - **location**: Val's Lesbian Bar - **lat**: 39.9411645 - **long**: -75.1474042 - **full address**: Val's Lesbian Bar, 605 South 3rd Street, Philadelphia, United States ## Event gallery - **Alt text**: Lez Get Wet H.O.T. & Heavy - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events8/banners/1680b8117ce34d9d90ffe6e354b93c8439e5559489f28a8e46960ce898d661ab-rimg-w1200-h1500-dcf8f8f8-gmir.jpg?v=1787199319 ## FAQs - **Q**: When and where is Lez Get Wet H.O.T. & Heavy being held? - **A:** Lez Get Wet H.O.T. & Heavy takes place on Thu, 27 Aug, 2026 at 08:00 pm to Thu, 27 Aug, 2026 at 10:00 pm at Val's Lesbian Bar, 605 South 3rd Street, Philadelphia, United States. - **Q**: Is there an age restriction for Lez Get Wet H.O.T. & Heavy? - **A:** Lez Get Wet H.O.T. & Heavy is strictly for guests aged 21 and above. Valid government-issued photo ID is required for entry. Guests under 21 will not be admitted. The event will be presented in English. - **Q**: Who is organizing Lez Get Wet H.O.T. & Heavy? - **A:** Lez Get Wet H.O.T. & Heavy is organized by Haus Of Them. - **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me? - **A:** Lez Get Wet H.O.T. & Heavy is ideal for comedy fans, stand-up enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a dedicated session of curated laughs, professional acts, and sharp wit from seasoned performers. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Philadelphia, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. 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