# Event Details - **Event Name**: Fake European: English Stand-Up Comedy in Paris - **Event Start and End Date**: Sun, 01 Mar, 2026 at 07:30 pm – Sun, 01 Mar, 2026 at 10:00 pm - **Event Description**: A night of real stand-up comedy from the "Fake European”. Dima is one of Europe’s most exciting rising comedians to see live.About this EventOriginally from Ukraine, Dima has been living in Germany for the last 10 years. But don’t worry – he hasn’t been there long enough to lose his sense of humour. And yes, Watermelon is his real last name, simply translated into English.⭐ “Deadpan Absurdity” – Stewart Lee, The Guardian⭐ “Immensely likable stage presence and sharp storytelling” – SLEEC Reviews⭐ “Did you write it yourself?” – Dima's mom? Expect spicy jokes, hilarious hot takes and ridiculous life stories on becoming German, online dating, late-stage capitalism, interracial marriage, white privilege and circumcision. No topic is too dark, too soon, or too personal.This show will exceed your expectations.? Tickets:Online: from 12 EURDoors: 20 EUR?Acting International? Doors: 7:30 PM ⏰ Showtime: 8:00 PM ?️ Language: EnglishCheck out Dima's Instagramhttps://youtu.be/ojBM2e4hsjg?si=DTi8DEtb1Az7IwY4??? Dima is a Ukrainian stand-up comedian who has been living in Germany for the past 10 years. But don’t worry – he hasn’t been there long enough to lose his sense of humor. His unique comedic style is a mix of absurdity, social commentary, and some allegedly inappropriate jokes. And yes, Watermelon is his real last name, simply translated into English.Dima has performed in more than 30 countries, including renowned locations such as the Gotham Comedy Club in New York, the Comedy Store London, and Edinburgh Fringe Festival.Living in three different countries and visiting over forty, Dima is no longer simply Ukrainian, but not quite European either. Stuck in this absurd cultural limbo, he finds laughter is his best coping mechanism.www.dimawatermelon.com - **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/paris/fake-european-english-stand-up-comedy-in-paris/100001982088300463 - **Event Categories**: comedy, entertainment, festivals, art, theatre, storytelling - **Interested Audience**: - total_interested_count: 0 ## Ticket Details - **Ticket Price Range**: min: 13.65, max: 18.93, currency: EUR ## Event venue details - **city**: Paris - **state**: IL - **country**: France - **location**: Acting International - **lat**: 48.8792316 - **long**: 2.385635 - **full address**: Acting International, 55 Rue des Alouettes, Paris, France ## Event gallery - **Alt text**: Fake European: English Stand-Up Comedy in Paris - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events1/banners/858a1945796fd3a496a9966a4dfe72751fbf15fb89b2a32126c2e9ac156c0411-rimg-w1200-h600-dc171815-gmir.jpg?v=1770141564 ## FAQs - **Q**: When and where is Fake European: English Stand-Up Comedy in Paris being held? - **A:** Fake European: English Stand-Up Comedy in Paris takes place on Sun, 01 Mar, 2026 at 07:30 pm to Sun, 01 Mar, 2026 at 10:00 pm at Acting International, 55 Rue des Alouettes, Paris, France. - **Q**: How much do tickets cost for Fake European: English Stand-Up Comedy in Paris? - **A:** Ticket prices for Fake European: English Stand-Up Comedy in Paris range from EUR 14 to EUR 19 depending on the ticket type. Here's a full breakdown of available ticket types:Ticket TypePriceAvailabilityEarly BirdsEUR 16 + EUR 2 feeAvailableRegular TicketEUR 19 + EUR 2 feeAvailableGroup Ticket (4+ people)EUR 16 + EUR 2 feeAvailableStudent Ticket (ID required)EUR 14 + EUR 2 feeAvailable - **Q**: Who is organizing Fake European: English Stand-Up Comedy in Paris? - **A:** Fake European: English Stand-Up Comedy in Paris is organized by Dima Arbooze. - **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me? - **A:** Fake European: English Stand-Up Comedy in Paris is ideal for comedy fans, stand-up enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a dedicated session of curated laughs, professional acts, and sharp wit from seasoned performers. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Paris, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. 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