Attention Earthlings – Mars Attacks!
Yes, we (Hector & Ruben) are at it again. The aliens are coming and they want popcorn! Join us for a hilariously out-of-this-world evening as we screen Mars Attacks at the Paradise Theatre in Paonia.
📅 When: Saturday, September 13, 2025
🛸 Where: Paradise Theatre, Paonia
⏰ Showtime: 7:00 PM
🚪 Doors Open: 6:30 PM
🎟 Admission: Any donation amount keeps the theatre alive (and keeps the Martians from taking over).
Grab your ray guns or just your friends and come prepared for big laughs, quirky Martians, and a cinematic invasion like no other. Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous giggles, sudden cravings for pie, and saying “Ack Ack” all the way home.
✨ Jack Nicholson as a President who thinks charm will save the world (spoiler: nope).
✨ Glenn Close as a First Lady more worried about her furniture than humanity.
✨ Pierce Brosnan as a scientist so smart his head literally floats away.
✨ Sarah Jessica Parker as a fashion diva who rocks a dog head like a trendsetter.
✨ Danny DeVito as the guy who just wants a good seat in the apocalypse.
✨ Tom Jones saving humanity one Vegas show tune at a time.
Bring your sense of humor and your best earthling energy. The fate of the galaxy depends on it… or at least the quality of your Saturday night!
🛸 Paradise Theatre, Paonia
They came in peace… and then things got weird.
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