# Event Details

- **Event Name**: Advanced T-SQL Triage: The Art of Fixing Terrible Code
- **Event Start and End Date**: Fri, 13 Mar, 2026 at 09:00 am – Fri, 13 Mar, 2026 at 04:00 pm
- **Event Description**: In this full-day festival of query-fixing, Erik Darling will lead you through the real-world mysteries of advanced T-SQLAbout this EventYou’ve seen it before: the procedure that looks like it was generated by an AI trained on Stack Overflow and despair. It’s got MERGE. It’s got RIGHT JOINs. It’s got logic so tangled you’d need a flowchart, a flashlight, and a therapist to debug it. And now… it’s your problem.In this full-day festival of query-fixing, Erik Darling will lead you through the real-world mysteries of advanced T-SQL: the strange, the slow, and the occasionally cursed. You’ll tackle tangled paging logic, rescue window functions and indexed views from spools and spills, and finally learn when to keep a CTE—and when to yeet it. We’ll refactor data modifications that block like linebackers, decode procedural patterns, and write dynamic SQL that’s powerful and polite.You’ll learn when to CROSS APPLY, dig into views vs. inline TVFs, and discover why RIGHT JOIN is not simply LEFT JOIN’s syntactic twin. We’ll uncover when user-defined functions wreck your query execution plans—and how to rewrite them with flair. If you’ve ever been curious about why that query sometimes takes SO long and how to best rewrite it without just guessing, this is your playground.Expect fast demos, big laughs, and a glorious cheat sheet to take home. Because refactoring SQL isn’t just necessary—it’s super fun when you're in the right party.
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## Ticket Details

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- **Ticket Price Range**: min: 188.58, max: 188.58, currency: USD

## Event venue details

- **city**: Palatine
- **state**: IL
- **country**: United States
- **location**: Wojcik Conference Center
- **lat**: 42.0822514
- **long**: -88.0735081
- **full address**: Wojcik Conference Center, 1200 Algonquin Road, Palatine, United States

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## FAQs

- **Q**: When is the event happening?
  - **A:** Fri, 13 Mar, 2026 at 09:00 am
- **Q**: Where is the event happening?
  - **A:** Wojcik Conference Center, 1200 Algonquin Road, Palatine, United States
- **Q**: What is the ticket price?
  - **A:** starting from 188.58 up to 188.58 USD
- **Q**: Who is organizing the event?
  - **A:** Data Saturday Chicago
- **Q**: What type of event is this?
  - **A:** art, festivals, parties, entertainment
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