Trail #244

Trail no. 244
Pacific Grove Trail: Upfront notes, a lot of bush (more than an 80s pornstar), balls will be flying, so word to the wise, this is a trail, not a tasting experience. And, you’ll be seeing more wetness than your Valentine after two bottles of wine. Welcome to Pacific Grove, starting at George Washington Park, where America’s first president had wooden teeth… and legend has it when the dentures were out, he could really gum down a mouthful of freedom when the lights went out. This Valentine’s Day scenic WET dream has everything. And just when you think it can’t get more sensual, you’ll see butterflies, nature’s tiny freaks, tasting with their feet because even they are toe-curious. Put nectar on yourself, and rumor has it they’ll suck you dry better than your boy-toy.

Hares: Sticky Dick, Pro Boner, Just Hava, and Just Corban

When: Saturday Feb 21st 2026

Showtime: 1300

Go Time: 1330

Location: George Washington Park (BaseBALL Field) https://maps.app.goo.gl/2Z8vodw9qHZx2YCDA?g_st=iw

Hash Cash: $10

On-After: The Monarch Pub and Restaurant
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