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Howdy cowboys and cowgirls! We’re callin’ y’all to the Dirty No Man’s Land of Follo — better known ‘round these parts as DNF GRVL. This ain’t your average Sunday spin. We’re talkin’ 100 miles (160 km) of wild, dusty, beautiful gravel through Norway’s own Toscana.
You’ll get your GPS map 24 hours before the shootout, so sharpen them navigation skills — there ain’t no trail signs out on this frontier.
98% of the ride is ridable, but don’t you worry… we’ve left a few rough patches to test your grit, legs, and cowboy spirit.
Now listen close, partners: this is a social ride with free speed. Ride fast, ride slow, ride steady — but ride smart and follow them traffic laws. There ain’t no prizes for bein’ fastest, so keep them spurs calm and enjoy the trail.
Along the way we’ll keep y’all fueled with a water stop and a snack stop, and when the dust settles we’ll fire up a smokin’ barbecue and serve a cold one down at Hvervenbukta. Every rider who makes it home before 7:30 PM rides off with a finisher prize.
🕖 Rollout: 7:30 AM sharp
🏁 Expected finish: Between 4:00–7:00 PM
🐎 Ride style: Social cowboy pace with freedom to roam
Pair up with other riders if you want, but don’t be surprised if the prairie stretches y’all out along the way. There’ll be an official feed stop halfway in Kråkstad, plus water oases scattered like desert miracles.
Expect gravel roads, tractor tracks, and some county tarmac. Total climbing is about 2000 meters, and a few rugged sections might have you walkin’ beside your steel horse for a spell.
⚠️ Hear this, riders: you’ll need a trusty GPS unit. There are no marshals, no arrows, and no one holdin’ your hand out there. We’ll send the GPX file two days before the ride. The route follows open roads and trails, so be respectful to locals and fellow travelers.
This ride is self-supported — meaning you fix your own flats and solve your own problems. We’ll have friendly faces before the start and at the feed stop in Kråkstad, but beyond that, you’re ridin’ independent. Your safety, your responsibility — make sure your insurance is in order.
All cowboys and cowgirls are welcome, as long as you’re ready for a long day in the saddle. Gravel or CX bike recommended… but truth is, ride whatever steed you trust.
So dust off your boots, tighten that saddle, and get ready for one heck of an adventure.
More info waits for ya on the website — hit that link, partner!
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