# Event Details - **Event Name**: Not That Kind Of Massage - A Live Multimedia Comedy Keynote Experience - **Event Start and End Date**: Fri, 18 Sep, 2026 at 07:00 pm – Fri, 18 Sep, 2026 at 09:00 pm (-07:00) - **Event Description**: No, not THAT kind of massage. A live comedy keynote on the industry's weirdest myths, awkward moments & unexpected life lessons.About this EventNot That Kind of MassageA Live Multimedia Comedy Keynote ExperienceLet's get this out of the way: no, it's not that kind of massage. But it is the kind of night where you'll laugh until your shoulders un-knot themselves anyway.Join Shari Aldrich — Licensed Massage Therapist, massage school owner, published author, and professional decoder of the world's most misunderstood profession — for a one-night-only live comedy keynote that pulls back the curtain on the massage industry's weirdest myths, most awkward client encounters, and the surprisingly profound life lessons hiding underneath 1,000+ hours of hands-on training.Part stand-up, part storytelling, part "wait, THAT actually happens?" — this multimedia experience blends presentation, photos, and live comedic timing into something you've genuinely never seen at a keynote before. Whether you've had a massage, given one, or just always wondered what's really going on behind that massage therapist door, you're going to leave with a new favorite story to tell at dinner parties.What to expect:🎤 A live comedy keynote unlike any "professional development" you've sat through📽️ Multimedia storytelling — video, visuals, real talk😂 Genuine laughs, zero awkward silence (well... maybe one, on purpose)🙌 A fresh, hilarious lens on an industry everyone thinks they understand🔥 A relaxed fireside-chat vibe mixed in with the laughsWhen: Friday, September 18, Doors open at 6:30, show begins at 7.Where: Bodymechanics School, Tumwater WATickets: Free - but space is limitedThis isn't a webinar. This isn't a TED Talk. This is a night out — grab your friends, your curious coworker, or that one person who still makes a joke every time you mention "massage therapist." They need to be here to understand what we think of their jokes.🎟️ Get your tickets now — seats are limited, and so is your tolerance for boring keynotes. - **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/olympia/not-that-kind-of-massage-a-live-multimedia-comedy-keynote-experience/100001998458762957 - **Event Categories**: fitness, comedy, Workshops, Art, Entertainment, literary-art, virtual - **Interested Audience**: - total_interested_count: 1 - **Event Highlights**: - Duration: 2 hours - Location: Bodymechanics School of Myotherapy & Massage - Languages: English ## Ticket Details - **Ticket Price Range**: min: 0, max: 0, currency: USD ## Event venue details - **city**: Olympia - **state**: WA - **country**: United States - **location**: Bodymechanics School of Myotherapy & Massage - **lat**: 47.0266089 - **long**: -122.9316908 - **full address**: Bodymechanics School of Myotherapy & Massage, 2330 Mottman Road Southwest, Olympia, United States ## Event gallery - **Alt text**: Not That Kind Of Massage - A Live Multimedia Comedy Keynote Experience - **Image URL**: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/events5/banners/80e9bfcc0f9e0bab457e4e237ec0626eaf5f8c282ebd314aab8e6554234bd6c1-rimg-w1200-h600-dc080808-gmir.jpg?v=1787260210 ## FAQs - **Q**: When and where is Not That Kind Of Massage - A Live Multimedia Comedy Keynote Experience being held? - **A:** Not That Kind Of Massage - A Live Multimedia Comedy Keynote Experience takes place on Fri, 18 Sep, 2026 at 07:00 pm to Fri, 18 Sep, 2026 at 09:00 pm at Bodymechanics School of Myotherapy & Massage, 2330 Mottman Road Southwest, Olympia, United States. - **Q**: Who is organizing Not That Kind Of Massage - A Live Multimedia Comedy Keynote Experience? - **A:** Not That Kind Of Massage - A Live Multimedia Comedy Keynote Experience is organized by Bodymechanics School. - **Q**: Who is this event for? Is it right for me? - **A:** Not That Kind Of Massage - A Live Multimedia Comedy Keynote Experience is ideal for comedy fans, stand-up enthusiasts, and anyone looking for a dedicated session of curated laughs, professional acts, and sharp wit from seasoned performers. Whether you're a first-time attendee or a longtime enthusiast in Olympia, this event is thoughtfully curated to deliver a standout experience worth every moment. 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