

# Event Details

- **Event Name**: Auditions - The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
- **Event Start and End Date**: Tue, 27 Jan, 2026 at 07:00 pm – Tue, 27 Jan, 2026 at 10:00 pm
- **Event Description**: Hole In The Wall Theater invites you to audition for our upcoming musical, the show-stopping nightmare originally produced by Starkid Productions: The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals, with music and lyrics by Jeff Blim and book by Nick &amp; Matt Lang!

Audition Info:
Audition Dates: January 27 &amp; 28 at 7pm, South Church: 90 Main St., New Britain CT (1/27) and Hole in The Wall Theater: 116 Main St., New Britain CT (1/28)

Auditioners will be asked to read from the show (monologues not required, but will be seen), and may bring a 32 bar/1 minute cut of a song with a backing track. We are also providing song selections from the show here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/121DYwBgmB8TClkTGyIlzMTmNkR-Q_7GT0ta6cjeO1XA/edit?usp=drivesdk

If you are auditioning in person, you may fill out your audition form in advance at this link: https://forms.gle/1K8JsKaQSyaaWaJBA

If you cannot make an in person audition, please email ekelly@hitw.org for information regarding auditioning virtually.

Plot Summary:
Paul is a man like any other. He clocks into his cubicle job every morning, likes a cup of coffee on his breaks, every once in a while turns in a late report. He for sure does NOT like musicals. His home, the tiny town of Hatchetfield, is turned on its head overnight as a meteor from the sky crashes straight into the local theater, bringing with it a rapidly spreading musical contagion known only as The Apotheosis. As the town becomes ground zero for a singing zombie outbreak, Paul, his ragtag band of coworkers, his barista crush, and one nutty professor must fight for their lives through hordes of the undead. Will they survive the showtune-swarmed streets, or will humanity meet its closing act?

Performance dates:
April 3, 4,10, 11, 12, 17, 18, 19

CHARACTERS
(Note: Some roles will be doubled at director’s discretion)

Paul – a regular guy who doesn’t like musicals
Bill – Paul’s middle-aged co-worker and best friend
Charlotte – Paul’s spacey coworker with marriage troubles
Mr. Davidson – manager of the CCRP tech department
Melissa – Mr. Davidson’s secretary
Ted – Paul’s sleazy, annoying coworker
Emma – a barista at Beanie’s
Coffee Jerk – a rude customer at the local coffee shop
Nora – Emma’s boss and owner of Beanies
Obnoxious Teen – a kid waiting for a hot chocolate
Zoey – Emma’s lazy coworker at Beanie’s
Greenpeace Canvasser – a person canvassing for Greenpeace
Homeless Man – a man experiencing homelessness
Sam – Charlotte’s slimy, unfaithful, cop husband
Alice – Bill’s teenage daughter
Deb – Alice’s stoner girlfriend
Smoke Club Kid – a teen who loves smoking W**d
Professor Hidgens – a kooky biology professor and doomsday survivalist
News Narration – narrator for the news programs
Donna – cohost of the Hatchetfield news program
Dan – cohost of the Hatchetfield news program
Cop 1 – a member of the Hatchetfield Police Department
Cop 2 – another member of the Hatchetfield Police Department
Infected Teen – an infected student of Hatchetfield High
Soldiers – Members of a special military unit called “P.E.I.P.”
General MacNamara – commander of military special unit P.E.I.P.
Infected Soldier – a member of McNamara’s team infected by the alien hive
Rod – cohost of the Clivesdale news program
Colonel Schaffer – an officer in special unit P.E.I.P.
Nurse – a nurse in the Clivesdale hospital
Chorus of Infected – members of the of the alien hive mind
All ages, genders, and ethnicities are welcome to audition. Come join us in bringing the Apotheosis to all!
- **Event URL**: https://allevents.in/new-britain/auditions-the-guy-who-didnt-like-musicals/200029566932036
- **Event Categories**: music, entertainment, live-music, nonprofit, art, theatre
- **Interested Audience**: 
  - total_interested_count: 14

## Ticket Details

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## Event venue details

- **city**: New Britain
- **state**: CT
- **country**: United States
- **location**: 116 Main Street, New Britain, CT, United States, Connecticut 06051
- **lat**: 41.66572
- **long**: -72.78211
- **full address**: 116 Main Street, New Britain, CT, United States, Connecticut 06051

## Event Organizer details

- **affiliate_id**: 2
- **organizer**: Hole in the Wall Theater (https://allevents.in/org/hole-in-the-wall-theater/25952726)

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## FAQs

- **Q**: When is the event happening?
  - **A:** Tue, 27 Jan, 2026 at 07:00 pm
- **Q**: Where is the event happening?
  - **A:** 116 Main Street, New Britain, CT, United States, Connecticut 06051
- **Q**: Who is organizing the event?
  - **A:** Hole in the Wall Theater
- **Q**: What type of event is this?
  - **A:** music, entertainment, live-music, nonprofit, art, theatre
- **Q**: Where can I find ticket details about Auditions - The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals ?
  - **A:** You can find ticket details about this event on AllEvents.

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