EVERY CHRISTMAS STORY EVER TOLD (AND THEN SOME!)
by Michael Carleton, James FitzGerald, and John K. Alvarez
Directed by NICHOLAS HULSTINE
Get ready to sleigh your holiday expectations with Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some!)—a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud comedy that crams every beloved (and a few forgotten) holiday tale into one wildly entertaining theatrical event. What begins as a traditional performance of A Christmas Carol quickly spirals into a madcap mashup of It’s a Wonderful Life, Frosty the Snowman, The Grinch, The Nutcracker, Rudolph, and more.
Three fearless actors take on dozens of characters with lightning-fast costume changes, clever choreography, and a sleigh-full of festive improv. From international traditions to pop culture parodies, this show roasts the over-commercialization of the season while delivering genuine holiday cheer.
Perfect for families, friends, coworkers, and anyone who loves to laugh, this is not your grandmother’s holiday pageant—it’s a joyful, irreverent rollercoaster of wreaths, wassails, and wacky wonder. Whether you’re a holiday enthusiast or a certified Scrooge, you’ll leave the theater with aching cheeks and a heart full of seasonal spirit.
So put down the fruitcake, grab your Santa hat, and join us for the ultimate holiday mashup you never knew you needed—but won’t be able to forget!
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RATED PG-13
Every Christmas Story Ever Told contains some mild adult language and subject matter.
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TICKETS
$15* adults $10* students**
All seating is General Admission. No reserved seats.
* Includes processing fee
** Any student with valid ID. One ticket per ID.
Tickets are available online at oglecenter.com
PARKING IS FREE from one hour prior to the start of the performance to one hour following the conclusion of the event for vehicles parked in the Dogwood Lot directly in front of the Ogle Center or the Hickory Lot directly behind the Ogle Center.
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