TEACHERS: YOU MADE IT TO CHRISTMAS BREAK! 🎄☕
Ladies, gentlemen, educators of all grades, survivors of glitter explosions and hallway stampedes…
You did it. You crossed the finish line. You reached the Promised Land. You have officially endured the final week of school before Christmas break — a time so chaotic it makes Black Friday look like a knitting circle.
To celebrate your heroic journey, the Coffee Shop in Nevada, Missouri (yes, our Nevada — the one that suddenly becomes the center of the universe for one glorious moment) is hosting a recognition day so big that 1,000,000,000+ people are allegedly squeezing into town to congratulate you.
Don’t ask how. Don’t ask why. Don’t ask where they're parking.
Just know that the entire global population decided the only proper way to honor you was to form a human conga line stretching from Lamar to the drive-thru.
Because YOU, dear teacher, deserve it.
🎉 WHAT YOU'VE SURVIVED THIS YEAR:
Students who said, “Can I go to the bathroom?” exactly 37 seconds after returning from the bathroom.
A copier that jams exclusively when you're running late.
Staff meetings that could’ve been emails.
Elementary kids hopped up on candy canes.
High schoolers with the emotional stability of wet cardboard.
Middle schoolers… in general.
Administrators who say, “Just squeeze this into your curriculum!” like you’re packing a suitcase for a three-month trip in a carry-on.
And of course… The Christmas Program.
You deserve sainthood. A parade. A Nobel Prize.
But for today, you get something even better:
⭐ 10% OFF YOUR FAVORITE DRINK! ⭐
Yep. Bring your teacher ID. Flash it like you're in the FBI. Then enjoy that sweet, sweet discount that says:
“Yes, I survived small humans for 18 straight weeks and all I got was this slightly cheaper latte.”
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