KittenCLYSM Adoption Special
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🎉 Introducing… THE KittenCLYSM Adoption Special. 😼
(A kitten adoption special so cute it’s dangerous.)
They’re small.
They’re unhinged.
They’ve unionized in the kitten room and are demanding snacks, toys, and forever homes.
This week only, we’re offering $25 kitten adoptions to help manage the adorable mayhem.
Because listen: We are absolutely kitten-overrun. These tiny agents of chaos are plotting their world domination one broken houseplant at a time. They are armed with toe beans, bad ideas, and no sense of personal boundaries.
➡️ Every unaltered kitten will also require a refundable $100 spay/neuter deposit, reimbursed once they’re fixed at a later date.
So if you’ve been waiting for a sign? This is it.
Adopt a mini menace—or two (they’re better in pairs, just saying)—and save our sanity. 😼💥
📍 Watauga Humane Society
📅 Now through Sunday
💸 $25 adoption fees + $100 refundable spay/neuter deposit (if unaltered)
(A kitten adoption special so cute it’s dangerous.)
They’re small.
They’re unhinged.
They’ve unionized in the kitten room and are demanding snacks, toys, and forever homes.
This week only, we’re offering $25 kitten adoptions to help manage the adorable mayhem.
Because listen: We are absolutely kitten-overrun. These tiny agents of chaos are plotting their world domination one broken houseplant at a time. They are armed with toe beans, bad ideas, and no sense of personal boundaries.
➡️ Every unaltered kitten will also require a refundable $100 spay/neuter deposit, reimbursed once they’re fixed at a later date.
So if you’ve been waiting for a sign? This is it.
Adopt a mini menace—or two (they’re better in pairs, just saying)—and save our sanity. 😼💥
📍 Watauga Humane Society
📅 Now through Sunday
💸 $25 adoption fees + $100 refundable spay/neuter deposit (if unaltered)
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