No Periods, No Pregnancies, NO PROBLEMS: Rachel's Hysterectomy Party!
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Let’s get one thing straight: my uterus has overstayed its welcome—and it’s finally getting evicted! To celebrate this long-overdue breakup, I’m throwing a Hysterectomy Party that’s part celebration, part fundraiser, and 100% fabulous.
Since I’ll be out of work during recovery, this shindig is also your chance to help a girl out while having some fun.
✨ Here’s what’s going down:
A 50/50 Raffle — you get half, I get half, we both feel good
A Silent Auction full of cool stuff you’ll want to fight your friends for
Snacks, drinks, uterus-themed decor, and possibly a uterus piñata 🎯
Laughter, hugs, and absolutely no sympathy unless it comes with wine (or mocktails)
Come celebrate the end of my cramps and the beginning of a new, lighter life. Let’s raise money, raise glasses, and raise a little hell. 🥂
Can’t make it? No worries—
Cashapp: $peelanderorange
Venmo: @mellowmayhem
Can't offer anything but kind wishes and prayers? I graciously accept. <3
If anyone would like to donate food, entertainment, or prizes, please message me!
Since I’ll be out of work during recovery, this shindig is also your chance to help a girl out while having some fun.
✨ Here’s what’s going down:
A 50/50 Raffle — you get half, I get half, we both feel good
A Silent Auction full of cool stuff you’ll want to fight your friends for
Snacks, drinks, uterus-themed decor, and possibly a uterus piñata 🎯
Laughter, hugs, and absolutely no sympathy unless it comes with wine (or mocktails)
Come celebrate the end of my cramps and the beginning of a new, lighter life. Let’s raise money, raise glasses, and raise a little hell. 🥂
Can’t make it? No worries—
Cashapp: $peelanderorange
Venmo: @mellowmayhem
Can't offer anything but kind wishes and prayers? I graciously accept. <3
If anyone would like to donate food, entertainment, or prizes, please message me!
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