Surprise! It's the Future.

Greetings, and thank you for your interest in Ceaseless Vistas Spacetimeshare Corporation, We know you have many options for non-Euclidian travel! We're thrilled to be able to share some of our exciting offerings with you, all available for partial ownership at a nominal recurring fee.
We've invited co-owners from several of our most popular Clockations™ to show off just what makes their little spot in the continuum terrific!

This is a sci-fi themed, DIY, backyard variety show.

There will be aerial, song, dance, and impassioned pleas for the sweet release of death!
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This show will be roughly 8 acts with a runtime of 90 minutes, including intermission. Tickets will be $20 at the door, and we will have a cash bar with a limited selection of drinks.

Bring a blanket or camp chair to sit on!