Four Aliens, A Wendigo, and A Clown walk into a Bar

Come be our live studio audience for an event of this lifetime. Tune in and tune out with Asseenon TV, broadcasting tales of the strange and unusual back to thier Home Planet.
Bear witness to the mighty KYARN, appalachian death from the hollers of Southeastern Kentucky.
And prepare to be amused by Pete the Clown, a clown.