Hillbilly Clueless Rally

Git yerselves down to D'brook for hootin good time. Gas up the vehickle. Bring yer kinfolk and friends (if you have any). Put on yer hillbilly best, as in the cleanest dirty shirt. Dream up a finger lickin' good team name and prepare to get completely lost lookin here and yonder for stuff. Miss Daisy and Boss Hog (aka Hawg).