Drunken Chess Tournament

Winning is optional. Hangover is guaranteed.

2pm till 3pm, draft beers on house — after that, it’s YOU vs ALCOHOL vs CHESS (good luck) 🍻🥴♛

Come get smashed and pretend you know what you’re doing.
Pawn? More like “p-a-who?”

Checkmate? More like “check maybe if I can still stand.”
Strategy? Nah, just flap your arms and hope for the best.
Trash talk like a legend, lose like a champ, wake up tomorrow confused but proud.

No fees, no shame, all chaos. BYOB (Bring Your Own Braincells) — we won’t be responsible for any lost ones. 🔥👑🥳

Prize: winner gets 50 Deck Dollars to use at The Deck for a whole month!

Got questions or wanna sign up? You know who to contact. 😉