25th Annual Third of July Party

It's that time of year again; time to snap your livers out of their mid-summer doldrums and attend the 25 th Annual Third of July Party celebrating the Last Waning Days of British Colonial Domination.
Bring friends, invite others, but, more importantly, bring an original drink or drink-like concoction. Originality is appreciated but, quite frankly, we're more concerned about alcohol concentration.
Beer, other drinks, and of course food, will be provided.
God Save the King; God Save our Livers.